And the role of the Angry Black Person is Now Being Played by...

White people!

When did ya'll get so daggum angry? Not all of ya'll, just some. But dang, I thought that was some black people's burden to bear?

Really, I want it on record that I was the first to blog-coin the term AWP for Angry White People. *Even if I'm not, I'm going to continue thinking I am, so just shut up and don't say nothin'.*

The AWP's are heated up in one of the racist and ignorant blogs concerning Barack Obama that I idioticly came across. I won't link it because it has no real intelligence behind the words and I don't want to promote the vile venom being spewed I'd rather spare you guys the ignorance of seeing it lest I draw the wrath of a deranged Republican, who will fail to realize that I AM a Republican because I'm black as well. Deranged people of any kind will find no love here (other than moi), so check that foolishness at the door. You should be able to find that blog easily if you have myspace and look for it, that is if you particularly enjoy the lingering smell of bull and/or shit.

Have you ever seen children play and you have one kid that's not used to sharing? All you hear is "Mine, mine, mine!" The one kid is so fearful of other children coming in and getting to experience the joy that is his/her "toy", that he has an absolute hissy fit, complete with foot stomping, screaming, whining, shrieks, threats and self induced, blue-faced asphyxiation. That's exactly what I thought of while reading the venom being passed back and forth, all up and through that blog.

Better yet, maybe you've heard one of those childish arguments, "My toy is better than yours!!"
No? Well here's my interpretation of the head AWP on his blog, he sounded just like a petulant 5 year old with a snotty nose. Wanna hear it? Here it go....

Little AWP Afraid of Having His Right to be an Ass Taken Away: "My toy is better than yours!!"

Other Kid: "Why is your toy better than mine?"

Little AWP: "It just is!!"

Other Kid: "How so?"

Little AWP: "Because it is!"

Other Kid: "Well I don't want to play with your toy anyway."

Little AWP: "Yes you do! You want to take my toy and share it with all the other other kids! Then it won't be mine anymore! Then I won't be the only one who has the best toy! Then next thing you know, you and all the other other kids will take all my toys away! And the crap is only gonna go downhill from there! What I've been taught to recognize as natural born Christian and White entitlements will all be taken away! WTH kinda crap is that, you greasy, welfare accepting, fried chicken eatin', filthy liberal?? Eventually, I'll start being profiled and pulled over for Driving While Being an AWP!! A pox on you and your kind! Oh, wait. Been there, done that. Neener-Neener!!"

Other Kid: "Can I just ask, what in the name of "You don't wanna let go of Jim Crow" are you talking about? WHY is your toy better than mine? That's all I ask."

Little AWP: "No! No We Can't!! We can't answer that because we really have no answer for you! And let me tell you what else we can't do! We cannot stand idly by while our right to do whatever the fuck we wanna do whenever the fuck we wanna do it, even if it's standing on your ass, is taken away! No! My God will not have it! My Father will not have it! My Pappy won't either! We will NOT let this nation flip-flop to the point where I, the AWP of all AWP's become a bottom and not a TOP!! We'll kill you before we let this Christian nation die!! The Bible says... Shit, what did the Bible say? Never mind, I'll come back to that as soon as I find a verse that supports my position."

Other Kid: ??

Little AWP: "I heard you're a Muslim and you're going to paint my toy black when you get it!

Other Kid: "Black? Why Black?"

Little AWP: "How DARE you say this is about RACE??? Don't you people ever get tired of pulling the fabricated race card? Is there no other way to get your point across? Not one time did I say anything about anything or anyone black!!... Nobamanation!! ...Aaaaaaaggghhhhh!!"

Other Kid: "Well, actually you did."

Yeah, as ridiculous as that dialogue was, that's how ridiculous the AWP's are getting. Scared, huh?

Anything akin to progress and/or change is looked upon as encroachment by these particular AWP's, and they are afraid. And darn it if it isn't almost comical to see some of them attempting to pass themselves off as fair-minded Christians.

People like that aren't Christians, they're fronts, living a farce. They use the term Christianity to validate their ignorant and racist ideologies. If they were truly living their lives as deemed by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, you would not here the hatred behind the words cloaked in the name of "Christianity"

They need to have a reason for all the putrid vomit churning around in their brains, and they figure the cloak of Christianity is big enough to hide behind. They don't believe in what's best for our country, for our children. People like that believe in how best to preserve the privileges they've enjoyed from the time they were born. They don't believe in Freedom of Speech unless it's them doin' the speaking. They don't believe in anything for which they don't feel they will reap the majority benefit.

Mr. or Mrs. AWP, your hissy fit ain't gonna stop progress. You rolling around in your blog-floor kickin' and screaming, name calling and threatening isn't going to stop change. Grab a cuppa, go find yourself a seat with a cushion and watch change roll in.

Everyone has a right to exercise your vote as they see fit. The. End. No need to perpetuate the lies....unless you're scared. AWP's, if you're scared, say you're scared, I'll respect you more for it. I'm scared that gas will be $5 by the middle of the summer. I'm scared that the housing market will continue to be in a downward spiral. I'm scared that we'll be in this down trodden recession economy for a while longer and that my friends will be in Iraq or Afghanistan longer than they should be. I'm scared that when I retire SSI won't be available even though I'm doing all I can to have my own nest egg and won't have to suck the nipple of rely on the government. I'm scared that when if I have kids they'll have to endure the horrible school systems in La or the possibility of a school shooting. THAT is what I'm scared of. Those seem like REAL LIFE issues, to me.

Oh, and the White House will never get painted Black. Maybe a nice Mocha or Tan, Red even, but never Black. If it were me, there would most likely be a nice shade of purple and gold in one of the rooms but who would paint any room in a house black???

Brown..OUT!

*Only a coward looks to assassination as a way to halt the inevitable possibilty of change. Only the defeated will give the notion any credibility. No one can play mind games with you unless you let them. Take your mind back, keep your head, create your own change.*