Randomly speaking

What's good blog land! I haven't posted anything in a while, been a little too busy, a little uninspired and a little lazy to really write anything. I can always do a randomly speaking because that's just how my mind works. It's the thoughts that are meaningful and "serious" that I always have a problem making the keys stroke, but here I am, the day after a thought provoking HuMp DaY making the keys do what they do. So, in no particular order, here are some random musings as they pop in my head. I always say there's a method to the madness of my brain so don't be surprised if some of these connect.

1) Stop texting and calling me, I know you're not reading this b/c I've long ago deleted you from my page, my phone, my IM, my email, like seriously, take the hint and KICK A BIG ASS ROCK, and by hint, I mean my words where I said, stop texting and calling me . I'm irked that this person still feels the need to try and contact me out the blue and way more often than I care about.

2) I always thought Rihanna was spelled Rhianna, that just makes way more sense to me.

3) I wonder if I'm gonna get a stimulus check? Should I start stalking my mailbox for some mail I may actually open?

4) I text with Csleezy no less than probably 50+ times a day, but we NEVER talk on the phone and we both like it like that. (as my phone buzzes w/a text from her) some of our conversations are highlarious..

5) Rocky is a brat, but I was bout to have some serious words with a dude at the dog park last weekend because he was saying something smart about my dog. Dogs are dogs and they sometimes hump, nothing is "wrong" with my dog because he's humping your fat beagle mix. My dog is just more SUPERIOR to your lil wimpy dog who is LETTING Rocky pimp him or her(I didn't ask) and dominate him/her at the park. If one more thing was said about my dog we both were gonna get banned, blee dat!

5a) Speaking of Rocky, look at this brat, I walk out of the bathroom from my morning shower and see this. Guess the minute I crawled out of bed this chump jumps in my bed and gets in MY spot and on MY pillow, who does he think he is??

6) Someone's situation is always worse than yours, be thankful and stop all the whining already!

7) Blogland has been uber boring lately. I don't care about Chris Brown or Rihanna and that's all anyone seems to be writing about these days. We all know that C.Brown's career won't be over behind all of this if he did indeed lay the smackdown and bitedown on Rihanna(I had to backspace and more the "h" and "i" around (see#2)) one word, 2 syllable R-AH Kelly. Hello, dude straight peed on a KID, taped it and STILL got off cause he can make them beats go la la..

7a) I think syllable is spelled wrong but I'm too lazy to go to my favorite site GOOGLE and check it.

7b) GOOGLE is sooooooooooooooo the business, like for real, I google no less than 10 times a day!

8) I'm ready for a trip somewhere but don't know where, maybe a road trip..

9) I been super insecure lately for some reason about all kinda random stuff, including work and that's sooo not like me..

10) I sometimes feel more sympathy when bad things happen to animals, like all those animals that died from those wildfires in Australia, than I do for some people.

11) My mom has clearly lost her mind. No, I will not have twin girls and No I will not buy you a stainless steel appliance for your birthday last I checked she was still married to my dad and they BOTH still had their jobs and THEY are the ones redoing their kitchen at THEIR house, not MY house.

12) It kills me how quick folks spend a refund check, like dang, that money was burning a hole in them pockets huh..

13) I've done a sleu of folks taxes but haven't really looked at my own yet, and oddly enough I'm thinking of getting someone to do mine for me..

Aight, I should probably get back to doing some work but it's hard to sit here and look out the window and KNOW how great it feels outside. Hope everyone has been doing well. What's randomly going on with you guys (if this mic is on)?

Brown..out!