Open letter

*this blog was originally posted on 10.21.08**

Dear crappy week,

You know Mr. Week, after such a great weekend I had residue leftover for Monday and just knew it would be the start of a great week, but you had other plans. Monday was HORRIBLE. I'm STILL dealing with Monday and I'll be dealing with Monday for a while but I guess that wasn't good enough for you because today ohhhTUESDAY you saw fit that my crappy week would get worse by having me now dealing with becoming one with a Toyota Tundra. I almost wonder if I wouldn't have been DWTAB (driving while thinking about MONDAY) and some of the issues I had to deal with on TUESDAY (that would be today) I wouldn't be in this position.

While my love of SUVs and trucks have been more apparent lately, I was fine not being in the bed of a moving vehicle, well, I guess technically it wasn't moving when I became one with it.. Should I apologize for my renewed love of SUVs, nope, I think not! Have you been spying on my web surfing these days??? I only peeked at that Range Rover earlier, it's out of my budget! I am glad you were nice enough to not completely jack up Benzo and myself with the hood/grill taking the bulk of the impact..score one for German Engineering..and to make sure I found the day just that much more "humorous" you picked a target that I knew!! score one for you Mr. Crappy Week..Were you leading me on by letting me think it wasn't so bad since Mr. Officer didn't write me a citation? I can't trust you...

Please Mr. Week, can tomorrow and the rest of the week be better. I'm pretty sure I can't handle any more "surprises" of the crappy variety even though that's your specialty Nothing personal, but even my business has been affected by your craptastic endeavors, this week, you playing with my money, that ain't cool. All gloves will be off if you keep this up!

So Mr. Crap, please please let at least tomorrow be a better day. I'd hate to have to self medicate this weekend in my soon to have rental car looking for something shiny to make me feel better because of YOU. You know I'll do it too so don't test me!

Signed,
Looking forward to at least HuMp DaY...don't let me down